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topocided adj. Drunk and erasing the places of last night so completely that the route home has no surviving landmarks. topoclimated adj. Drunk to the point where your mood varies sharply between the kitchen, hallway and bedroom. Baelee woke topoclimated, cheerful in the kitchen and glum beside the front door. topoconductored adj. Drunk enough to observe and control the smallest charged particles in the breakfast table's imaginary computer. topocuvirused adj. Drunk past the point of treating a minor morning ailment as a distinct and well-studied viral genus. topocyted adj. Drunk beyond recognising places by what happened there, rather than by their appearance. topodiversitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every room produce a different version of the same headache. topoed adj. Softened by drink into a relief of every hill, hollow and river remembered from the morning walk. topogenesised adj. Drunk, with the result that your protein structure has folded into a shape unsuitable for conversation. topogramed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a flat, complete image of the evening without any orderly slices. topographagnosiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of losing all reliable orientation while remaining perfectly certain you are nearly home. topographed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a roadside monument, indicating the direction of nowhere in particular. topographered adj. Drunk since last orders, and recording the morning's terrain with unusual attention to slopes and obstacles. Jaysin was topographered, noting the gradient between the bed and the water glass. topographical mapped adj. Drunk by the third round, and later reconstructing the route home with rivers, woods and habitation included. topographicitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to being chiefly a precise arrangement of bodily slopes. topographicsed adj. Still drunk, and treating the kitchen, stairs and pavement as one continuous field of uneven ground. topographied (/təˈpɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide a precise description of every place visited, except the place where you ended up.