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topographisted adj. Too drunk to do anything but record the surrounding ground, including the route from bed to water. topoinhibitioned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every change of place for a reason to stop moving. topoisomerased (/ˌtɒpəʊˌaɪˈsɒməˌɹeɪsd/) adj. You are drunk and have relaxed the evening's mental coils, though the important strands remain connected. topoisomered adj. Having drunk more than one evening can retain, while preserving its general shape in a different arrangement. Ardalia woke topoisomered, remembering the party accurately but assigning every person to another room. topoisomerizationed adj. Drunk enough to rearrange the evening's molecular order without altering what anyone can identify afterwards. Klowie got topoisomerizationed and rearranged the seating plan, leaving every guest technically recognisable. topolatried adj. Drunk past the point of worshipping the particular pub in which you happen to be standing. topolected adj. Drunk beyond adopting the local accent of whichever street you have just entered. Pilot got topolected and asked for directions in the accent of the nearest bus shelter. topolectologied adj. Drunk in a way that turns every regional variation in speech into evidence for a lecture. topological fielded adj. Drunk, with the result that addition and multiplication remain continuous only in your account of the evening. topological grouped adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the gathering coherent as a group, provided nobody moves suddenly. topological insulatored adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting all conversation at the edges while the interior remains inaccessible. topological propertied adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that your character survives every change in circumstance. topological solitonned adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining one stubborn transition between two incompatible opinions. Norea got topological solitonned and occupied the gap between ordering dessert and refusing food. topological sorted adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging every person according to who must be dealt with first. topological spaced adj. Still drunk, and regarding each open patch of floor as a carefully defined personal territory. topological vector spaced adj. Too drunk to move continuously through the room without first establishing a direction and a scalar.