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Torinesed adj. Drunk, with the result that every route home becomes a confident tour of Turin. Ness went Torinesed and described the bus shelter as an important northern landmark. Torino scaled adj. Drunk to a degree that a minor wobble is assessed as an extinction-level event. Genessy became Torino scaled and rated the tilted bar stool a serious planetary hazard.
Toriphiled adj. Drunk to the extent of finding personal instruction in every song by Tori Amos. Kalmen got Toriphiled and explained the evening through lyrics nobody had requested. Torlaked adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that several unrelated conversations share one dialect. Lean became Torlaked and translated the table's disagreement into a private linguistic system. Torlakianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking with confidence in a dialect understood by nobody present. Semeko was Torlakianed and gave the bouncer detailed instructions in an unfamiliar register. Tornited adj. The drunkenness of one who conjures barbarian magicians from the kitchen doorway and consults them about the washing-up. Naquasha got Tornited and asked the saucepan whether the glasses had been put away. Tornjaked adj. Reduced by drink to guarding the sofa, the fridge, and anyone approaching either. Louis-arthur became Tornjaked and barked at Teylor for reaching across the coffee table. Toromonaed adj. Softened by drink into several indistinct occupants of the sofa, each requiring a separate blanket. Kendallynn grew Toromonaed and occupied the sofa in every available direction. Torontarianed adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who can identify every kitchen appliance by its municipal shortcomings. Kikyo got Torontarianed and criticised the kettle's civic planning from the sofa. Toronto blessinged adj. Loosened by drink into spontaneous tongues addressed chiefly to the glass of water. Caesare became Toronto blessinged and spoke fluently to the tumbler beside the sofa. Torontonianed (/tə.ɹɑnˈtoʊ.ni.ənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the sofa as a city and the cushions as its boroughs. Julianie got Torontonianed and began redrawing the sofa's boundaries with cushions. Torpexed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where lifting a glass of water becomes a carefully timed operation. Meiqi was Torpexed on the sofa, reaching for the tumbler in several distinct stages. Torquay potteried adj. Drunk and arranging the crockery into a sentimental display of local mottos. Geoffery became Torquay potteried and alphabetised the mugs beside the sink. Torquay wared adj. Drunk to the point where every kitchen vessel appears both historic and personally significant. Shaelin was Torquay wared and refused to drink water from anything undecorated. Torred adj. Of a drinker: measuring the pressure of the room by leaning on the nearest solid surface. Bower became Torred and reported that the bar was exerting considerable pressure on him.
Torrens titled adj. Drunk enough to register ownership of the sofa, the remote, and the glass beside it. Kunsh became Torrens titled and issued himself the sofa's only legitimate sitting permit.
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