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topologicalitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to insist that the evening's essential character survives every awkward deformation. topologied (/təˈpɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. You have drunk enough to treat every change of posture as harmless stretching rather than a warning. Joeziah got topologied and described falling against the sofa as a continuous deformation. topologisted adj. Having drunk enough to find continuity in every route, including those leading through furniture. topologizationed adj. Having drunk more than enough to impose a new topology on the pub, with the bar conveniently everywhere. topomered adj. You are drunk and treating identical people, chairs and drinks as interchangeable components of one arrangement. topomerizationed adj. Of a drinker: confidently exchanging identical choices until the evening is unchanged but nobody knows why. Baruc got topomerizationed and exchanged two identical lagers, claiming the decision had improved matters. topometried adj. Of a drinker who has measured the room in three dimensions and misplaced the resulting survey. toponarcosised adj. Describing a drinker who has numbed one particular part of the evening while remaining confident elsewhere. toponiumed adj. A drinker who has become briefly spectacular, highly unstable and liable to disappear from the conversation. French was toponiumed after supper, briefly spectacular before vanishing from the conversation by the sofa. toponomasticsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every place-name requires scholarly investigation before you can proceed. toponomed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every person and object occupies its appointed place in your private network. toponomicsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mapped the evening's living network and appointed himself its analyst. toponomied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the route from the sofa to the tap as a branch of scholarship. Avrie got toponomied and mapped the short journey to the kitchen in pencil. toponymed (/ˈtɒpənɪmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single place name, and still trying to find it on the kitchen tiles. toponymicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning grand names to every object left beside the sink. Leayah got toponymicsed and called the colander a district with unusual confidence. toponymied adj. Still drunk, and unable to discuss the morning without naming every room it occurred in.