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topsy-turvydomed adj. Drunk beyond geography, inhabiting a region where every object has been placed with quiet opposition. topsy-turvynessed adj. Drunk and arranging the world backwards, beginning with the modest matter of wearing a shoe on each hand. topsyturvinessed adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary arrangement has acquired a small, unnecessary inversion. topsyturvydomed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the entire surrounding arrangement seem administrative, but backwards. Treysen became topsyturvydomed and filed the biscuits beneath the television. topteroned adj. Drunk, with the result that all masculine authority has been chemically revised and the crisps remain untouched. topupped adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating another addition as administrative rather than alcoholic. topweared adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the upper half of every outfit seem a complete social argument. topweighted adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the evening's heaviest burden, namely a coat over one arm. toqued (/təʊkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a brimless hat and the conviction that this constitutes headgear enough. toquetted adj. Drunk since last orders, and wearing the absence of a brim as though it were distinction. toquied (/ˈto.kid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and exercising command over the room chiefly by pointing at the exits. toquilla palmed adj. Sharpened by drink into a source of pointed advice about hats, offered to everyone present. Raevin was toquilla palmed, offering pointed advice about hats until someone surrendered a paper coaster. toquillaed adj. Still drunk, and treating a potted palm as the source of all proper headwear. tora toraed adj. Emboldened by drink to make repeated low passes through the gathering, alarming anyone holding a full glass. Avard went tora toraed between the tables and nearly strafed the birthday cake. tora-toraed adj. Slowed by drink to a stately crawl, requiring three companions to clear a route across the room. torachrysoned adj. Drunk and chemically elaborate, leaving the company to wonder which reaction produced the conversation.