torafugued
torch lamped

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torafugued adj. Drunk to the point where you become round, hazardous, and best approached only by someone who knows the signs. toralizumabed adj. Drunk enough to suppress every sensible response, while the surrounding company manages the resulting circulation. Romonda got toralizumabed and ignored three clear suggestions that the evening had ended.
toranaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, with every arrival treated as a ceremonial procession requiring applause. toranied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the company fermented, sociable, and faintly uncertain what is being served. toranned adj. Drunk past the point of passing quietly through a doorway, becoming an ornate obstruction to everyone behind you. torasemided adj. Drunk, with the result that you repeatedly leave the company to manage your urgent departures. torballed adj. Drunk to the extent of navigating by sound alone, with everyone else obliged to ring in the furniture. torbanited adj. Drunk on the strength of ancient fuel, burning steadily through the patience of the nearest table. torbernited adj. Drunk since last orders, and faintly radioactive in conversation, illuminating subjects everyone else had left buried. torbied adj. Drunk by the third round, and alternating between affectionate fussing and sudden striped hostility. torbited adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a smouldering household fuel requiring careful handling by friends. torced (/tɔː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes wearing a necklace seem an adequate response to rotational forces. torcetrapibed adj. Still drunk, and pursuing a grand remedy whose side effects the entire party has already observed. Haithem was torcetrapibed and proposed a cure for the evening that involved another round. torch drived adj. Sufficiently drunk to generate considerable forward thrust, with the company serving as unplanned docking equipment. torch gingered adj. Having drunk enough to become brightly floral and insist that every dish requires a dramatic garnish.
torch lamped adj. Having drunk more than the room can illuminate, casting a broad, fixed attention over whichever guest is nearest.