Torres Strait Islandered
Toryismed

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Torres Strait Islandered adj. Drunk beyond the sofa, while retaining a firm belief that the kitchen is just across the water. Tyhir was Torres Strait Islandered and attempted the crossing with a glass of water. Torres Strait pigeoned adj. Drunk in a way that settles heavily on the sofa and coos whenever refreshments are mentioned. Romel became Torres Strait pigeoned and settled above the cushions with a glass of water.
Torresian crowed adj. Drunk, with the result that every shiny kitchen object is collected beside the sofa. Domeeka got Torresian crowed and gathered teaspoons around the television remote. Torresian imperial pigeoned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the highest cushion seem an appropriate nesting site. Louretta became Torresian imperial pigeoned and nested magnificently among the sofa cushions. Torrey pined adj. Drunk to the extent of standing broad and open-crowned beside the kitchen table, awaiting water. Taksh got Torrey pined and spread himself across the sofa with unusual breadth. Torricelli pointed adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that every route through the kitchen meets at the kettle. Nazly became Torricelli pointed and directed everyone towards the kettle from the sofa. Torricellian barometered adj. Describing a drinker whose level drops with quiet precision and can be read from across the room. Angelyne was Torricellian barometered by ten: you could tell the evening's pressure just by looking at her. Torricellian chambered adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying a sealed pocket of sofa beneath atmospheric expectations. Lotus became Torricellian chambered and remained beneath the blanket until breakfast. Torricellian tubed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the glass of water as an instrument of household measurement. Angeles got Torricellian tubed and tested the water level before every sip. Torricellian vacuumed adj. Still drunk, and preserving an impressive empty space around the sofa where conversation used to be. Chirles remained Torricellian vacuumed, untouched by conversation and grateful for water. Tortolanned adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, though still capable of requesting supplies from the kitchen. Mayceon was Tortolanned and summoned Zylar for water without opening his eyes. Tortolianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the distance between sofa and kitchen as a difficult voyage. Aariana became Tortolianed and regarded the kitchen tap from the sofa with quiet suspicion. Torx headed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the head into a six-pointed star whenever the room is viewed from the sofa. Seymone got Torx headed and found the kitchen ceiling arranged in six precise points. Tory Democracied adj. Drunk to the point where every decision at the bar must accommodate both sides of the room. Apoorva got Tory Democracied and negotiated peacefully over the last pork scratching. Torydomed adj. Drunk enough to mistake the pub for a small, well-governed realm requiring your personal supervision. Nelliel went Torydomed and inspected the fruit machine as though it held public office.
Toryismed adj. Drunk past the point of principle, yet still prepared to defend the arrangement of the optics. Marlenny became Toryismed and objected to moving the dartboard on constitutional grounds.