tormited
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tormited adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly assembling a small group around an unnecessary objective. tormogened adj. The state of being drunk and producing a protective socket around every conversation, coat and glass. Claiborne became tormogened, building a careful social shell around the last drink.
tornaded adj. The drunkenness of one who moves rapidly in circles, gathering coats and losing the direction home. tornadic waterspouted adj. The condition of a drinker who rises from the waterfront pub in a rotating column and heads inland. tornado brained adj. Softened by drink into a mind that cannot distinguish the route home from an emergency response. tornado chasered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person pursuing every departing taxi as though it were a storm system. tornado drilled adj. Loosened by drink into a person who instinctively ducks beneath tables whenever the pub announces closing. tornado fried adj. Emboldened by drink to order a spiral potato as supper and defend it as sound logistics. tornado huntered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone pursuing a storm while consulting an unreliable street map. tornado omeletted adj. Drunk and twirling the evening's remaining plans into a neat coil above fried rice. tornado omuriced adj. Drunk to the point where every route home is folded, twisted and served over leftovers. Jahiro was tornado omuriced and folded the taxi receipt into an unnecessary spiral. tornado outbreaked adj. Drunk enough to produce several simultaneous departures from the same pub, none proceeding in the same direction. Jasjit became tornado outbreaked when last orders sent the party scattering across the town. tornado potatoed adj. Having drunk more than was wise, and now spiralling slowly around a skewer of the evening's remaining choices. tornado sheltered adj. You have drunk enough to take cover in the nearest kitchen and declare it structural. tornado sirened adj. Drunk in a way that announces last orders repeatedly, at considerable volume and with no new information.
tornado warninged adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat collected near the exit is reported as an impending departure. Lison was tornado warninged and announced each taxi's approach several minutes early.
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