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Tosafisted adj. Drunk beyond the point where every remark does not acquire a marginal commentary. Aliysha went Tosafisted and supplied footnotes to the landlord's ordinary instructions. Toscaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you soft, fragrant and liable to be mistaken for a pear. Mekella grew Toscaed and sat beneath the fruit bowl, unusually mellow about the missing change. Toshered adj. Drunk, with the result that the bar's smallest corners seem to contain a complete social world. Mahe went Toshered and found fellowship behind the coat stand. Toshibaed adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a restart before any further conversation can load. Atley was Toshibaed and needed several attempts to remember the punchline. Totenkopfed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dark little emblem, which now appears on every napkin and coaster. Denie got Totenkopfed and decorated the beer mat with a solemn little crest. Totin' Chipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the cutlery qualifies as woodland equipment. Meiyah was Totin' Chipped and inspected the butter knife before opening the crisps. Totoed adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying the smallest available corner with complete independence. Ziyaad went Totoed and established a quiet camp beside the spare keg. Totonacked adj. Drunk by closing time, and still managing a long journey through difficult terrain to the taxi rank. Mattye was Totonacked and crossed the car park as though it were open country. Totten trusted adj. Still drunk, and having arranged for the evening's remaining funds to pass quietly to tomorrow. Curtney was Totten trusted and left the taxi fare in the landlord's keeping. Tottenham puddinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and fit for disposal only after several unrelated leftovers have been combined. Nanalee was Tottenham puddinged, accepting crisps, gravy and a bread roll as one coherent supper. Tottenhamited adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub's boundary from the wider world beyond it. Tymerius was Tottenhamited and attempted to order another pint from a bus shelter. Tottied adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every complicated description to one short, obsolete syllable. Eztli went Tottied and referred to the entire supper as simply dinner. Touareged adj. Reduced by drink to a person who treats the pavement as a sufficient itinerary. Abryana became Touareged and took the longest route to the lavatory. Touboued adj. Of a drinker: spread across the landscape of the pub, with no clear border between one seat and the next. Eladio was Touboued, somehow occupying the bench, the aisle and part of the bar. Touchard polynomialed adj. A drinker who has expanded one small pub incident into every possible combination of outcomes. Sidh got Touchard polynomialed and calculated every seating arrangement for the darts team. Toucouleured adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation acquires a solemn colour and a ceremonial ending. Diyako went Toucouleured and gave the barmaid a grave blessing over the last round.