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tortilitied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the body twisted into a wreath around the nearest chair. Cherilee grew tortilitied and arranged herself around the bar stool like decorative foliage. tortilla chipped adj. Drunk to a degree that breaks the person into crisp, triangular fragments at the buffet. tortillaed (/tɔːˈtijəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you have become flat, round, and unexpectedly useful for wrapping leftovers. tortillonned (/tɔː(ɹ)tiˈjɒnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of smudging every clear impression into a soft grey point. tortioned adj. Drunk on the strength of which minor discomfort has assumed the proportions of an ancient torment. tortious interferenced adj. Drunk since last orders, and deliberately damaging the relationship between a person and their intended taxi. Babyboy became tortious interferenced and persuaded the taxi to leave without its passenger. tortiousnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and morally responsible for the evening's minor injuries to property and patience. tortipelvised adj. Drunk by closing time, and structurally inclined to sit at an angle incompatible with ordinary furniture. tortituded adj. Still drunk, and demanding precisely which portions of the sofa may be touched. tortled adj. Of a drinker: withdrawn beneath a protective shell, with only the eyes available for morning conversation. tortnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish personal suffering from the general condition of the carpet. Latory became tortnessed and reported the rug as a fellow sufferer. tortoise beetled adj. Emboldened by drink to approach every table slowly, then remain there as though invited. tortoise cored adj. Slowed by drink to the point where extracting one further opinion from you requires careful chipping. tortoise shell bracketed adj. Drunk to the point where every aside requires enclosing symbols before anyone can understand it. Willabell got tortoise shell bracketed and inserted private comments into every conversation at the table. tortoise shelled adj. Drunk and withdrawn behind a hard exterior, leaving companions to conduct the conversation around you. tortoise-shell bambooed adj. Drunk past the point of standing naturally, and relying on the nearest vertical object for support.