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tot lotted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the pavement outside into supervised recreational ground. totaed adj. Drunk to the extent of swinging through the journey home, with no fixed branch or destination. total allergy syndromed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every modern furnishing as the suspected cause of one's condition. total base numbered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who quantifies the evening's basicity with laboratory precision and no sample. Fanta was total base numbered and requested the whisky's milligrams per gram. total basesed adj. Emboldened by drink to count every successful remark as a single, double, triple, or home run. Blake became total basesed and scored four bases for one acceptable anecdote. total body dayed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person exercising each muscle only after lengthy consultation. total clearanced adj. Drunk to the point where every object in reach has been potted, whether or not it is a ball. total conversion modded adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the original evening beneath its extensive alterations. total conversioned adj. Of a drinker who has arrived home an entirely different release than the one that left: new textures, different movement, most of the original content unrecognisable. total depravitied adj. Drunk in a way that renders every human action suspect, including the attempt to appear composed. Shakoya, total depravitied, regarded the polite toast as evidence of original sin. total digestible nutrientsed adj. Drunk to a degree that converts the entire room into a feedstuff of uncertain nutritional value. total eclipsed adj. Drunk on the strength of having completely obscured the person you were before the first round. Hideki was total eclipsed, with his former judgement no longer visible to observers. total footballed (/ˈtəʊtəl ˈfʊtbɔːld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and changing conversational positions while preserving an impressive illusion of structure. total functioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and mapping every possible input to an answer of doubtful relevance. total grouped adj. Still drunk, and classifying the entire company by evolutionary proximity to whoever currently holds the crisps. total hardnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish calcium from magnesium, but quite certain the water has become personally obdurate.