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TA'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a transport authority from the person currently directing you downstairs. Chrishay was TA'd and issued binding instructions to the stairwell. TAA'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small internal wobble remains private to the person experiencing it. Taseen was TAA'd, and Chylah steadied him whenever the pavement developed a slight curve. TAC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who directs every nearby movement from the safest chair. Odas became TAC'd and issued landing instructions to people crossing the bar. TACAN'd (/ˈtæk.ænd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a beacon, giving continuous bearings towards the nearest open bar. Oshay got TACAN'd and found the off-licence without consulting a map. TACITUS'd adj. Drunk to the extent of maintaining equilibrium by confidently ignoring every warning system available. Zayid became TACITUS'd and diagnosed his wobble as a temporary thyroid adjustment. TACO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying enough liquid conviction to make the circulation of the room your concern. Dezmyn got TACO'd and attempted to regulate the pub's flow from beside the fruit machine. TAD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every staircase as a three-part experiment in balance, coordination, and speech. Caitlinn got TAD'd and negotiated the stairs in tobacco, alcohol and drugs. TAE'd adj. The state of being drunk and still experiencing yesterday's turning whenever the head moves. Elimelec was TAE'd, rotating towards the window and immediately regretting the view. TAED'd adj. Having drunk more than detergent-level optimism can safely accommodate. Haadiya got TAED'd and assured everyone the spilled lager would clean itself. TAF'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue a coded forecast for the terminal aerodrome of one’s own judgement. Campbell was TAF'd and announced deteriorating visibility over the kitchen before ordering chips. TAFE'd (/teɪfd/) adj. Drunk in a way that converts every practical skill into a qualification nobody requested. Elijahjohn got TAFE'd and awarded himself a certificate for successfully finding the toilets. TAG'd adj. Drunk past the point of parsing adjoining structures, and now joining unrelated clauses by force. Lea-kim got TAG'd and attached the weather forecast to an argument about parking. TAH-BSO'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has removed every remaining distinction between entering and leaving the conversation. Kalexy, TAH-BSO'd, regarded the pub doorway as an elective procedure. TAI'd adj. Having drunk enough to release every remaining serotonin in the sitting room. Maesyn got TAI'd and spent twenty minutes smiling at the glass of water. TALULAR'd adj. Describing a drinker who can make a lesson from whatever happens to be within reach. Inabiyah was TALULAR'd and used the ashtray to demonstrate local resources. TAM'd adj. Softened by drink into a sequence of past, present, and intended rounds, all equally immediate. Waitman got TAM'd and described the last three pints as future arrangements.