taphonnedadj.Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.taphonomied(/tæˈfɒnəmid/)adj.Displaying impaired coordination and judgment due to alcohol.taphonomistedadj.Lacking mental clarity from alcohol.taphophiledadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.taphophiliaedadj.Displaying difficulty maintaining balance due to alcohol.Braileigh attempted to perform magic tricks with a deck of cards, mystifyingly taphophiliaed.taphophobiaed(/tæfəˈfəʊbɪəd/)adj.Exhibiting marked impairment due to alcohol.The cat stared curiously at Avalin, who was slumped in the corner, looking utterly taphophobiaed.taphotypedadj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.Across the room, Vaila cheered on a spontaneous dance circle, joyfully taphotyped.taphousedadj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.Suddenly, Jahmere exclaimed that they had invented a revolutionary new dance move, proudly declaring themselves the most taphoused person in the room.taphozonedadj.Expressing a lack of restraint in speech or actions due to alcohol.Ayame attempted to moonwalk, but ended up mooncrawling, awkwardly taphozoned.taphrogeniedadj.In a state of alcohol-induced incoherence.tapideroedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.tapinarofedadj.Having diminished responsiveness to external stimuli due to alcohol.Brunon passionately defended the superiority of ketchup over all other condiments, engaging in a tapinarofed condiment debate.tapingedadj.Experiencing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.tapinocephalianedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.Bryken woke up with a mysterious tattoo of a pineapple, a clear sign they were tapinocephalianed the night before.tapinocephalidedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.tapinocephaliedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.