taxiarchedadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.taxibusedadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.taxicab distancedadj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.taxicab geometriedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.taxicab numberedadj.Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.taxicabed(/ˈtæk.siˌkæbd/)adj.Having one's senses dulled by alcohol.Skilynn passionately discussed the meaning of life with a houseplant, deep in the throes of being incredibly taxicabed.taxicamedadj.Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.Ryon tried to order a burger at a flower shop, convinced they were in a late-night drive-thru, humorously taxicamed.taxicatinnedadj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.taxidedadj.Rendering one's speech slurred and difficult to understand through alcohol.The bartender smiled as Aydrianna made an elaborate toast to a bar stool, utterly taxided.taxidermied(/ˈtæksɪdɚmid/)adj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.Azjon attempted to order a pizza from a tree, demonstrating classic symptoms of being taxidermied.taxidermistedadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.Amongst the chaos of the party, Ayesh tried to organize a impromptu game of charades, looking slightly confused but undeniably taxidermisted.taxidistancedadj.Exhibiting difficulty sustaining attention on tasks because of alcohol effect.taxidriveredadj.Showing increased talkativeness or aggressiveness under alcohol's influence.taxied(/ˈtæk.sid/)adj.Not coherent or able to think rationally due to alcohol.taxifaredadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.While waiting for a bus, Audis struck up a conversation with a mailbox, discussing the weather and other pressing matters in a hilariously taxifared manner.taxifolinnedadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.In the midst of the party, Hadley-james was found passed out, undoubtedly taxifolinned.