taxifuledadj.Showing physical and mental impairment due to alcohol.As the night wore on, it became increasingly obvious that Imaan was completely taxifuled.taxiingedadj.Having a temporary loss of control caused by drinking.taximannedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.Avidan attempted to reenact scenes from Titanic with a watermelon, hilariously taximanned.taximetered(/ˈtaksɪˌmiːtəd/)adj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.Despite being unmistakably taximetered, Ashlae managed to strike up a conversation with a garden gnome about the weather.taximetricsedadj.Showing slowed physical coordination linked with alcohol’s depressive effect.Briyelle took on the role of a self-proclaimed "Burger Connoisseur," passionately critiquing fast food establishments in a truly taximetricsed manner.taxinedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.Autumne convinced a passing duck to join their impromptu marching band, conducting the feathered musicians with flair and enthusiasm in their state of gleefully taxined.taxing masteredadj.Made unsteady or unbalanced by the consumption of alcohol.taxinged(/ˈtæksɪŋd/)adj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.Suddenly, Breze burst into song, their voice slightly taxinged.taxiphonedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.Across the room, Loriane stumbled over a chair, clearly taxiphoned.taxiphyllinnedadj.Having reduced inhibitions caused by alcohol.taxiplanedadj.Uninhibited and boastful in speech or actions due to alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Cletis realized they had been speaking to a mannequin all evening, feeling thoroughly taxiplaned.taxitedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.Believe mistook a tree for a famous celebrity and asked for an autograph, showcasing their hilariously taxited behavior.taxiwayedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.taxlessnessedadj.Incapable of reacting quickly or making sound judgments due to alcohol.taxmanned(/ˈtæksmænd/)adj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.taxocenedadj.Exhibiting diminished judgment due to alcohol.At a family gathering, Garnette decided to give a dramatic reading of the phone book, appearing utterly taxocened.