table appledadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.Through fits of giggles, Naiylah attempted a magic trick involving a banana, absolutely table appled.table beeredadj.Exhibiting altered perception or distorted thinking due to alcohol.table boardedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Wessam tried to order pizza from a houseplant, hungrily table boarded.table boarderedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.table clothedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.table dancedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.Guilian became the life of the party by reciting Shakespearean sonnets, albeit in a slightly table danced manner.table danceredadj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.table dancingedadj.Showing delayed reactions from alcohol effect.The night took a bizarre turn as Kashiya challenged a lamppost to a staring contest, clearly in a table dancinged league of their own.table decorationedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.table diamondedadj.Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.The taxi driver raised an eyebrow at Vika, clearly recognizing their table diamonded state.table drainedadj.Having one's perceptions altered from alcohol.At the bar, Eibhleann was found slouched in a corner, completely table drained.table footballedadj.Being under the influence with markedly slowed thinking and hindered concentration.Brantly declared themselves the mayor of a park bench, clearly table footballed.table gamedadj.Characterized by slowed motor responses tied to alcohol use.Ayron practiced their stand-up routine in a mirror, unexpectedly table gamed.table grapedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.Jayla insisted on performing a magic show using only a deck of cards, comically table graped.table hockeyedadj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.table hymnedadj.Frivolous expression in action or behavior; aroused due to alcohol.