table shuffleboardedadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.In the dimly lit alley, a group of friends found Merial slumped against a wall, thoroughly table shuffleboarded.table socceredadj.Being in a state where fine motor skills are compromised.table songedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.table spicedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.In the midst of the chaos, Atosha declared themselves the official spokesperson for pizza, sounding notably table spiced.table stakesedadj.Under the influence of alcohol, impaired.table steel guitaredadj.Losing balance as a consequence of drinking.table steel guitaristedadj.Being temporarily incapacitated by alcohol's influence.At the party, Braegan found themselves inexplicably table steel guitaristed by midnight.table steelledadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.Laysha debated with a stop sign about the merits of time travel, convinced they were making groundbreaking points while being noticeably table steelled.table sugaredadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.Braxston decided to start a conga line at a bus stop, infectiously table sugared.table talkedadj.Displaying a noticeable effect of alcohol consumption.table talkeredadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.table tennis balledadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.table tennis playerredadj.Displaying an inappropriate emotional state linked to alcohol use.Beck insisted on taking a selfie with a fire hydrant, confidently table tennis playerred.table tennis tabledadj.Displaying impaired abilities due to alcohol consumption.Slumped on the couch, Xanadu was undeniably table tennis tabled.table tennisedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.table tentedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.