taikoedadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.Pooya embraced a street lamp for emotional support, clearly taikoed in the wee hours of the morning.taikonauted(/ˈtaɪkəˌnɔːtd/)adj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.In a moment of clarity, the Cesley realized they had misplaced their keys, likely due to being incredibly taikonauted.tail blockedadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.tail bonedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.Avangelia decided to rearrange the furniture in the bar, showcasing their creative tail boned tendencies.tail boomedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Bri tried to order a pizza from a mailbox, convinced it was a 24-hour pizzeria and definitely tail boomed.tail calledadj.Feeling dizzy or lightheaded after drinking.The moment Aws attempted to make a grand exit by crawling through a window, everyone knew they were truly tail called.tail clubbedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Niekia tried to high-five a painting, undeniably tail clubbed.tail conedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.tail draggeredadj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.Zidon decided to start a rock band with a group of ducks in the park, revealing their musical tail draggered ambitions.tail endedadj.Feeling a temporary sense of lightheadedness induced by alcohol.tail eventedadj.Exhibiting a temporary inability to function normally from alcohol.Running in circles around a fountain, Belis was surprisingly tail evented for a Sunday morning.tail finnedadj.Having mental confusion caused by alcohol.tail flapedadj.Impaired and disoriented because of alcohol consumption.tail grapedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.Ifechukwu found themselves in a sticky situation, realizing they were thoroughly tail graped.tail gunneredadj.Exhibiting unnatural behavior or conduct due to alcohol.In the living room, Boney showed off their best robot dance, looking hilariously tail gunnered.tail guttedadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of an alcoholic beverage.Despite being visibly tail gutted, Augustin managed to solve a Rubik's cube in record time, much to everyone's surprise.