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TB'd adj. You are drunk and spreading a persistent conversational infection by contact with every nearby subject. Niema was TB'd and had passed the same anecdote around the table before dessert. TBA'd adj. Reduced by drink to a provisional arrangement, with the destination and final round both to be announced. Avid was TBA'd by closing time, with the taxi, the coat and the address still undecided. TBBPA'd adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa is treated as fireproof, regardless of what is left on the hob. Javiona got TBBPA'd and left the saucepan simmering while settling on the sofa. TBC'd adj. Of a drinker: correcting the morning repeatedly until yesterday's movements acquire a tolerable alignment. Narin was TBC'd, revising the account of the taxi whenever the room stopped turning. TBD'd adj. Still drunk, and apparently assigned to destroy every remaining torpedo-shaped possibility of a quiet departure. Princeten was TBD'd, preventing the proposed early exit with methodical social interference. TBDL'd adj. Of a drinker: absorbed in an elaborate, ill-advised fiction whose subject should have remained administrative. Kealii became TBDL'd and spent the evening narrating an unnecessarily complicated domestic arrangement. TBDR'd adj. Drunk to the point where the foreground of the evening keeps rendering after the background has gone. Feliz was TBDR'd by closing time, still waving at the pub while the taxi pulled away. TBE'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the kitchen floor is not a substitute for the sofa. Joyell got TBE'd and settled on the kitchen floor beside the unopened water. TBG'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and binding every remaining conversation to a single circulating obsession. Adellyn was TBG'd, carrying the same anecdote from one group to the next. TBHQ'd adj. Of a drinker who has preserved the evening’s fats, oils, and opinions well beyond their useful life. Cameil was TBHQ'd and kept an old grievance fresh through the entire supper. TBI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every ordinary morning-after lapse as evidence of an external blow. Analyssia was TBI'd, asking whether the kettle had always sounded quite so distant. TBL'd adj. A drinker who has divided the table into teams without consulting anyone. Kairie was TBL'd and assigned the condiments opposing responsibilities. TBM'd adj. The state of being drunk and excavating a circular route through every conversation in the room. Kintrell got TBM'd and bored through three separate conversations without noticing the joins. TBN'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who assigns an exact alkaline value to every remaining opinion. Ezequias, TBN'd, rated the landlord's remarks in milligrams of potassium hydroxide. TBP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the glass of water as a carefully esterified domestic compound. Lanicia was TBP'd and labelled the water beside the sofa with unnecessary chemical precision. TBR'd adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the conversation, yet confidently rearranging it into two more manageable halves. Nayanah got TBR'd and divided the family dispute into two branches she intended to reconnect later.