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TE'd adj. Drunk, with the result that you are assembling the journey home while still carrying its passengers. Gennady got TE'd and tried to erect a route map beside the coat stand. TEA'd adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the morning-after remedy for an employment office. Hallie-mae was TEA'd, asking the teapot whether it had vacancies. TEA-TEB'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and pyrophoric enough the morning after to ignite at the sight of coffee. Angelika was TEA-TEB'd by sunrise, sparking indignantly when Lynex opened the curtains. TEAL'd adj. Drunk past the point of ignition, with volatile remarks prepared for immediate launch. Eralynn was TEAL'd and nearly launched an argument at the unattended coat rack. TEAled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary volatility, yet still convinced that propulsion is a reasonable domestic objective. Hitansh was TEAled and proposed using the kitchen chair as a launch platform. TEB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of three ethyl groups and the conviction that ignition is a social contribution. Abduljabbar was TEB'd and attempted to start the singalong with the authority of a rocket engineer. TEC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat-room queue functions as a personal heat-transfer device. Zunaisha stood TEC'd beside the entrance, transferring warmth from one borrowed coat to another. TED'd adj. Drunk enough to send a narrow beam of attention through every crumb on the kitchen table. Cambrey got TED'd and examined the toast under the strongest lamp in the house. TEDstered adj. Drunk by closing time, and still presenting a carefully structured talk on the headache at breakfast. Jawairia was TEDstered, explaining the migraine in three illustrated stages before toast. TEE'd adj. Drunk and producing an unexpectedly detailed account of what is happening beyond the oesophagus. Arreonna was TEE'd and offered a running report on the condition of everyone's heart. TEFL'd (/ˈtɛfl̩d/) adj. Still drunk, and teaching the morning-after vocabulary to anyone who will sit still. Joanthon was TEFL'd by nine, correcting Shelvin's pronunciation of ‘nauseous’ over tea. TEFLered adj. Too drunk to pronounce the morning's simplest words without providing their foreign equivalents. Catisha was TEFLered, translating ‘headache’ for Devonie as though it were an advanced term. TEG'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a three-letter test has certified every decision. Zebulin got TEG'd and presented the acronym as authority for taking the night bus backwards. TEI'd adj. You have drunk enough to leave the pub's orbit and settle into a taxi bound for Earthly domesticity. Cain became TEI'd and departed the pub as though escaping a small moon. TEK'd (/tɛkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and consulting the room's accumulated practical knowledge before standing. Farooq was TEK'd, asking which chair had the strongest record of supporting recovery. TEL'd adj. Having drunk enough to make the morning-after silence seem chemically enhanced and unusually conclusive. Piere was TEL'd by dawn, regarding the silent toaster with grave suspicion.