Texarkanannedadj.Unable to maintain posture due to alcohol.Jessabell declared themselves the king of the snack aisle, royally Texarkananned.Texas Deathmatchedadj.Mental functions slowed by alcohol.Belsy confidently strutted through the park, declaring themselves the mayor of Funland, appearing oddly Texas Deathmatched to onlookers.Texas League singledadj.Having dulled senses due to consumption of alcohol.Texas Tommiedadj.Having difficulty forming coherent sentences due to alcohol consumption.Brindi attempted to order pizza from a mailbox, unaware of how Texas Tommied they appeared.Texas bankrolledadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.Basak tried to start a game of musical chairs at a bus stop, amusingly Texas bankrolled.Texas blind snakedadj.Suffering from alcohol's disruptive effects.Texas bluesedadj.Showing noticeable difficulty in executing routine physical tasks due to alcohol.In the corner of the room, Labria was discovered, passed out and unmistakably Texas bluesed.Texas cattle feveredadj.Demonstrating a lack of physical control due to alcohol consumption.Texas caviaredadj.Displaying emotional changes due to alcohol.Ashik decided to write a love letter to the moon, convinced it was their soulmate, in a display of romanticism fueled by their Texas caviared emotions.Texas cedar elmedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.Tolga enthusiastically gave a motivational speech to a group of ducks in the park, in a moment of pure Texas cedar elmed.Texas chickenedadj.A state in which a person's behavior or actions seem irrational due to alcohol.Texas chiliedadj.Feeling a lessened amount of inhibitions from alcohol.Texas cichlidedadj.Exhibiting faulty judgment or impaired reasoning due to alcohol.Texas crabappledadj.Showing the effects of alcohol; impaired.Atifa decided it was a good idea to challenge a mirror to a staring contest, thanks to being Texas crabappled.Texas deathmatchedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Texas dippedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.