Texas eboniedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.Avanish wandered into a library and proceeded to loudly debate the merits of different types of tea, looking absolutely Texas ebonied.Texas feveredadj.Under alcohol's influence; markedly different behavior.Texas garter snakedadj.Incapacitated; unable to think or act normally due to alcohol.Texas heart shottedadj.Showing impaired ability to regulate emotional responses due to alcohol.Texas hold 'emmedadj.Experiencing reduced coordination from alcohol.Avigdor serenaded a passing car with a love ballad, proving they were in a romantically Texas hold 'emmed mood.Texas justicedadj.Displaying confused or irrational thought processes due to alcohol’s impact.Brittin designed an elaborate sock puppet theater production, artistically Texas justiced.Texas leagueredadj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.Texas lined snakedadj.Displaying loss of clear thought and control caused by alcohol.Texas mickeyedadj.Having one's abilities compromised by alcohol.Texas phoenix palm declinedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.Credence attempted to pay for a taxi ride with a lollipop, showcasing their unique approach to finances while being Texas phoenix palm declined.Texas ratioedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Blayr tried to order a pizza from a mailbox, hilariously Texas ratioed.Texas reclusedadj.Having slowed neuronal activity leading to impaired judgment from alcohol.Kimyia tried to order a cheeseburger from a fire hydrant, confidently Texas reclused.Texas riggedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Passing a group of pigeons, Sahrai attempted to engage them in conversation, the Texas rigged nature of their chatter amusing onlookers.Texas rolledadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.Brecklyn tried to order a pizza from a tree, showcasing their unmistakable Texas rolled behavior.Texas root rottedadj.Characterized by overstimulation or irritability influenced by alcohol.Texas sacahuistedadj.Having one's faculties or senses dulled by alcohol.In the corner of the room, Breylan sat solemnly, utterly Texas sacahuisted and lost in thought.