Texas sharpshooter fallaciedadj.Having impaired memory from excessive alcohol.Texas sparrowedadj.Showing physical and mental derangement due to alcohol.Breshey tried to engage in a deep philosophical discussion with a vending machine, clearly Texas sparrowed.Texas spiny lizardedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.Despite their best efforts, Bitsy could not conceal their state of being visibly Texas spiny lizarded.Texas spotted whiptailedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Churchill attempted to play fetch with a cat, convinced it would bring back the invisible ball, in a moment of hilariously Texas spotted whiptailed behavior.Texas stop signedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.Rodel decided that their true calling in life was to become a human statue, standing perfectly still for hours on end, demonstrating their commitment to being Texas stop signed.Texas strippedadj.Having slowed reflexes and hesitancy in movement linked to alcohol consumption.Axten discovered a newfound love for interpretive dance, twirling gracefully and quite Texas stripped.Texas switchedadj.Being under the effects of alcohol to the point of diminished responsiveness.Texas teaedadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.The cat meowed disapprovingly at Leiyana, who was attempting to have a heart-to-heart with a garden gnome, clearly Texas teaed.Texas toastedadj.Being in a state of altered consciousness due to alcohol’s depressant effects.Mercury passionately argued with a tree about the best flavor of ice cream, deliciously Texas toasted.Texas toothpickedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Texas toweredadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Texas two-steppedadj.Affected by Alcohol; intoxicated.Garang attempted to reenact a famous movie scene with a confused stranger, passionately delivering lines and actions in their hilariously Texas two-stepped state.Texas umbrella treedadj.Being under the influence of alcohol.Anabel found themselves in a deep conversation with a vending machine, clearly Texas umbrella treed.Texas wedgedadj.Notably influenced or controlled by alcohol.Texasizationedadj.Displaying the effects of alcohol; impaired.Staring at a mural in the park, Hueston nodded in deep appreciation, contemplatively Texasizationed.Texasweededadj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.Banning tried to prove their sobriety by walking in a straight line, still drunk.