teacher's pettedadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.teacheragedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.teacherdomedadj.Displaying erratic or unpredictable conduct because of alcohol's impact.Elias decided it was a good idea to have a philosophical discussion with a street sign, showcasing their teacherdomed side.teachered(/ˈtiːt͡ʃəd/)adj.Displaying a state of mental fuzziness due to alcohol’s influence.Orley stared at the wall with fascination, finding it mesmerizingly teachered.teacheresedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.teacheressed(/ˌtiːt͡ʃəˈɹɛsd/)adj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.teacherhoodedadj.Impaired by excessive alcohol intake.teacheringedadj.Having loss of coordination after drinking.teachernessedadj.Incapable of clear thinking due to the influence of alcohol.teachershippedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.Bralei decided it was a great idea to give a motivational speech to a flock of pigeons, in their undeniably teachershipped state.teaching assistantedadj.Physically or mentally impaired from alcohol consumption.In a moment of pure inspiration, Bella-ivy attempted to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded, looking quite teaching assistanted.teaching hospitaledadj.Displaying emotional lability and impulsivity associated with alcohol use.While grocery shopping, Astra carried a watermelon like a baby, a gesture that screamed "I am definitely teaching hospitaled!"teachinged(/ˈtiːt͡ʃɪŋd/)adj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.teachressedadj.Displaying a level of impairment by drinking.Brown attempted to break the world record for the longest conga line with a group of bewildered strangers, determinedly teachressed.teaclothedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.As the evening progressed, Kobei became increasingly more teaclothed, to the surprise of no one.teacup and sauceredadj.Displaying emotional lability and impulsivity associated with alcohol use.Baelor attempted to high-five a tree, convinced it was the coolest plant in the forest, in a moment of pure teacup and saucered joy.