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TFormered adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired several possible shapes and chosen none. Jennevieve was TFormered and spent ten minutes deciding whether to be a chair. Tfed adj. Drunk and displaying a triflyl group in every domestic decision. Akeilah was Tfed and attached the tea towel to the wrong molecular argument.
Tformered adj. Reduced by drink to a form that is technically mobile but not presently useful. Donld was Tformered and parked himself beside the radiator for the remainder of the evening. tf-idfed adj. Reduced by drink to ranking every morning-after word according to its rarity rather than its usefulness. Dmarko was tf-idfed, treating ‘paracetamol’ as more significant than the headache itself. tformered adj. A drinker who transforms every passing suggestion into an undertaking of impressive but temporary scale. Alaiya got tformered and promised to renovate the pub before breakfast.