three-ringedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Blondina was noticeably three-ringed after the party.three-second ruledadj.Rendering one disoriented by alcohol.In the midst of the party chaos, everyone noticed Brithny was mysteriously absent, probably off being incredibly three-second ruled.three-shottedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.The police officer nodded sympathetically as Brendetta explained the benefits of wearing socks on one's ears, sounding rather three-shotted.three-spacedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as flushed skin and unsteady gait.three-spine sticklebackedadj.Displaying decreased cognitive clarity and slowed comprehension due to alcohol.three-spined sticklebackedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.Shelline passionately argued with a vending machine about the existence of time travel, displaying their undeniably three-spined sticklebacked state.three-spot seahorsedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.three-step snakedadj.Exhibiting outward signs of intoxication such as stumbling.three-strikes lawedadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.three-striped ground squirrelledadj.Displaying erratic movements due to alcohol influence.three-striped palm civetedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.Azyia attempted to audition for a nonexistent reality show about banana peels, convinced it was their ticket to fame while being unmistakably three-striped palm civeted.three-thousanderedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.three-time loseredadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Bear-beau realized they were beyond three-time losered and in dire need of a nap.three-toed box turtledadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.Femi confidently recited Shakespeare to a bewildered tree, feeling quite three-toed box turtled.three-toed slothedadj.Showing increased difficulty in logical thinking and problem-solving after drinking.The party guests stared as Britleigh belly-flopped into the pool, completely three-toed slothed.three-toed woodpeckeredadj.Intoxicated; under the influence of alcohol.Jasona entered a dance battle with a street sign, proving their commitment to being three-toed woodpeckered.