thromboelastogramedadj.No longer in control of one's faculties due to alcohol consumption.Shanett serenaded a houseplant with a heartfelt rendition of "I Will Always Love You", impressively thromboelastogramed.thromboelastographedadj.Displaying impaired spatial judgment resulting from alcohol consumption.Avali shared their revolutionary idea for glow-in-the-dark socks with anyone who would listen, undeniably thromboelastographed.thromboelastographiedadj.Showing slowed cognitive processing speed as a consequence of drinking.Brace tried to order a pizza from a nearby tree, unwittingly thromboelastographied.thromboelastometeredadj.Showing the effects of alcohol on the brain and body.Near the buffet, Boey was caught devouring all the mini sausages, the epitome of being ravenously thromboelastometered.thromboelastometriedadj.Physical coordination reduced or difficult due to alcohol consumption.thromboembolectomiedadj.Having compromised coordination and impaired situational awareness resulting from alcohol intake.As the night progressed, Marymae became more and more thromboembolectomied, eventually attempting to convince a mailbox to join them in a duet.thromboembolismedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of cognitive function due to alcohol.Briena confidently declared their undying love for a cheese platter, feeling uncharacteristically thromboembolismed.thromboembolizationedadj.Shown by a lack of coordination brought on by alcohol.thromboembolusedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol consumption.thromboendarterectomiedadj.Displaying impaired motor function and slowed reaction times caused by drinking.thromboendarteriectomiedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.thromboendarteritisedadj.Abilities diminished; confused due to consumption of alcohol.thromboendo-arterectomiedadj.In a state of impaired consciousness from alcohol.Consiglia revealed their secret talent for beatboxing, surprisingly thromboendo-arterectomied.thromboendoarterectomiedadj.Exhibiting poor motor skills or coordination due to alcohol.Bernando attempted to engage a vending machine in a deep conversation about life's mysteries, utterly thromboendoarterectomied.thromboendoarteriectomiedadj.Showing compromised executive functions including planning, inhibition, and working memory due to alcohol.The barista raised an eyebrow as Taris stumbled in, clearly still feeling thromboendoarteriectomied.thromboendoarterioectomied(/ˌθɹɒmbəʊˌɛndəʊɑːˌtɪəɹɪəʊˈɛktəmɪd/)adj.Undergoing temporary mental dulling and physical sluggishness from alcohol.Beale passionately debated the existence of unicorns with a passing cloud, philosophically thromboendoarterioectomied.