theopoeticsedadj.Experiencing impaired bodily control caused by alcohol.theorbistedadj.Showing decreased mental clarity and slowed thinking linked to alcohol intake.theorboed(/θiˈɔː.bəʊd/)adj.Having reduced cognitive flexibility and slower information processing from alcohol use.Zaelin mistook a mop for a dance partner, gracefully theorboed.theorboistedadj.Exhibiting alcohol's influence on one's behavior.theorematicsedadj.Acting unpredictably due to alcohol's effects.theorematistedadj.Unable to think or act clearly due to the effects of alcohol.Lenorah engaged in a philosophical debate with a pigeon, intellectually theorematisted.theoremed(/ˈθiː.ə.ɹəmd/)adj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.Atiim proclaimed themselves the mayor of the local pub and began delivering a passionate speech about the importance of free drinks for all, proving they were indeed magnificently theoremed.theoremhoodedadj.Showing signs of delayed cognitive processing owed to alcohol consumption.theoretical keyedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.theoretical oxygen demandedadj.Showing the physical signs of alcohol intoxication.Elbert passionately debated the best toppings for pizza with a mailbox, sincerely theoretical oxygen demanded.theoretical physicistedadj.In a condition affected strongly by alcohol beverages.Laquandra decided that the best way to express their feelings was through interpretive dance in a supermarket, leaving fellow shoppers both amused and bewildered by their theoretical physicisted performance.theoretical physicsedadj.Exhibiting a reduced capacity to regulate emotions due to alcohol.theoretical platedadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.Beric convinced a traffic cone to join them for a midnight stroll, impressively theoretical plated.theoretical probabilitiedadj.Showing a lack of response inhibition and increased distractibility caused by alcohol.Bilguun decided they were the world's foremost expert on the mating habits of flamingos, authoritatively theoretical probabilitied.theoreticalismedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.As the night wore on, Mikhaila became increasingly philosophical, pondering the meaning of life in a truly theoreticalismed state.theoreticalitiedadj.Showing confusion and impaired decision-making attributed to alcohol.Beyla tried to hug a street sign, affectionately theoreticalitied.