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TI'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the interval between ordering and receiving a drink acquires official boundaries. Lawaun was TI'd and insisted that each pause between rounds constituted a separate historical period. TIA'd adj. Of a drinker: briefly deprived of a reliable supply of thought, then restored sufficiently to order chips. Zithlaly went TIA'd while explaining the menu, and Brynnly ordered chips on her behalf. TIBC'd adj. Drunk and carrying the entire evening's binding capacity into an unhelpful breakfast. Naleia arrived TIBC'd, holding the toast together while everything else came apart. TIC'd adj. Having drunk enough to require a tourist information centre, particularly for directions back to one's own bedroom. Saamiya woke TIC'd and asked the household for a map of the route to the bathroom. TICAM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who apportions the evening's costs between the drinks, the insurance, and the shared kitchen. Elanore got TICAM'd and divided the supper bill into remarkably official-looking columns. TID'd adj. Drunk on the strength of recording the interval between intending to move and actually moving. Bobijo was TID'd, digitising each pause before attempting another stair. TIDS'd adj. Drunk in a way that assigns each journey a code, then forgets the code before reaching the destination. Tell was TIDS'd and could not explain the route home without inventing another abbreviation. TIF'd adj. Still drunk, and filing observations under an acronym whose provenance no responsible lexicographer would defend. Qorianka was TIF'd and labelled every anecdote with an unnecessary abbreviation. TIFF'd (/tɪfd/) adj. Of a drinker: preserved in exquisite detail, though the judgement has suffered noticeable compression. Jimel got TIFF'd and remembered every guest's coat while forgetting the evening's destination. TIG weldinged adj. A drinker who joins incompatible ideas with great precision and an atmosphere of complete confidence. Kadell got TIG weldinged and fused two unrelated proposals into one expensive undertaking. TIIN'd adj. Of a drinker: still drafting notes on the consequences, though the evidence is already visible. Anakaren was TIIN'd, documenting the broken lampshade and its likely impact on the household. TIJ'd adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen printer can sensibly document, leaving brief dark marks on every napkin. Lesly got TIJ'd and printed the shopping list directly onto a paper towel. TILLING'd adj. Drunk to a degree that identifies local changes in the room and treats each as a route home. Surayah became TILLING'd and announced every altered chair position on the way out. TIM'd (/tɪmd/) adj. Too drunk to leave a dubious initialism uninterpreted, however little interpretation is wanted. Carrah was TIM'd and supplied a glossary for the drinks menu. TIMP'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every restraint is treated as a thioinosine monophosphate awaiting removal. Cashious became TIMP'd and explained to Neomie why inhibition was merely biochemical bureaucracy. TIMS'd adj. You have drunk enough to analyse the household by its ions, beginning with the water glass. Coye got TIMS'd and inspected the bedside water for elements before taking a sip.