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TJI'd adj. Drunk beyond the household's ignition point, when opening the fridge starts the whole engine. Zaivion got TJI'd and treated the fridge light as an engine warning. TJLC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that a private theory becomes evidence, prophecy and an evening agenda. Ellina got TJLC'd and treated two glances across the room as proof of a planned romance. TJLCerred adj. The state of being drunk and finding a secret romantic narrative in every carefully timed exchange. Adileigh got TJLCerred and annotated the conversation on the back of a receipt. TJR'd adj. Drunk to the point where every joint has been replaced by a separate, regrettable negotiation. Pratyush woke TJR'd and consulted each knee before attempting the stairs. TJS'd adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary morning movement as though it requires careful reconstruction and a long rehabilitation. Jarline was TJS'd, rising from the chair with the caution of someone protecting an invisible joint. tjaeled (/t͡ʃeɪləd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats the frozen garden as a suitable place to lie down. Shernell was tjaeled on the kitchen floor, insisting the tiles were thawing beneath him. tjalked adj. Emboldened by drink to steer the sofa round the coffee table with a tea towel for a sail. Keden became tjalked and navigated the sofa through the sitting room without shifting a cushion. tjantinged adj. Drunk and applying every liquid in the kitchen with the precision of a wax pen. Abdirahin, tjantinged, poured gravy into the sugar bowl in a fine unbroken stream. tjatied adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen chair becomes a throne and the household awaits instruction. Fonta sat tjatied at the table and appointed the kettle keeper of domestic affairs. tjetted adj. The state of being drunk and treating a downward-curving symbol as a personal emblem. Tisheena was tjetted and drew the symbol on the receipt several times. tjilpied adj. Drunk enough to deliver solemn household wisdom from the sofa, without being asked. Taneil was tjilpied on the sofa, advising everyone to respect the fridge door. tjoekied adj. Drunk past the point of regarding the spare room as anything other than a place of confinement. Quaneesha was tjoekied and accepted the sofa as temporary custody without protest. tjommied adj. Emboldened by drink to address the kitchen appliances as mates and invite them into the conversation. Ayjah got tjommied and asked the kettle whether it fancied another round. tjuringaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary household object into the evening's central matter. Jaquarion became tjuringaed and placed the coaster carefully beside the sleeping dog. tjurungaed adj. Drunk, with the result that the most ordinary object in the kitchen acquires ceremonial importance. Lochlen was tjurungaed and arranged three clean glasses in a solemn row.