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TK'd adj. Softened by drink into needing the handrail for a journey of nursery-school simplicity. De'shaun was TK'd and approached the stairs as though they required adult supervision. TKA'd adj. Drunk enough to have replaced both knees with the cautious machinery of the morning after. Riordan was TKA'd, descending the stairs with the solemnity of a hospital discharge.
TKD'd adj. Drunk to the point where every problem is approached with a formal kick. Jamarri got TKD'd and attempted a measured kick at the recalcitrant door. TKI'd adj. Still drunk, and inhibiting every sensible impulse while permitting confident experiments in conversation. Dalena stayed TKI'd and attempted to negotiate a discount on a taxi already in motion. TKO'd (/ˈtiː ˈkeɪ ˈəʊd/) adj. Drunk and unable to continue the bout between the sofa and the kitchen. Keenya was TKO'd halfway to the kettle and accepted the sofa's decision. TKR'd adj. Drunk past the point of trusting either knee, particularly when rising from the sofa. Karelie was TKR'd by breakfast and required a full briefing before standing. tkemalied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every mouthful seem pleasantly sour and the fridge worth consulting again. Jerey was tkemalied and searched the fridge for something sharper than the pickles. tkoffed adj. The condition of a drinker who has achieved lift-off from the sofa but not reliable navigation. tkted adj. Drunk in a way that reduces every morning-after explanation to an abbreviated claim of entitlement. Olha was tkted by breakfast, offering three initials where the journey home should have been.
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