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tophinned adj. Of a drinker: settled into a dense, immovable deposit at the end of the evening. Jincy was tophinned beside the cloakroom, having ceased to participate in the journey home. tophused adj. Of a drinker who has accumulated a hard little concentration of unfinished rounds around the person. Ruey was tophused, carrying a hard little concentration of unfinished rounds.
topiaed adj. A drinker who mistakes the pub wall for a landscape and begins planning a route through it. topiaried (/ˈtəʊpjəɹid/) adj. The state of being drunk and trimming the evening into increasingly decorative shapes. topiaristed adj. A drinker so far gone that every hedge on the journey home requires ornamental improvement. Navarius became topiaristed and attempted to reshape the landlord’s shrubbery with his hat. topic mapped adj. The drunkenness of one who has connected every person, coat and street to a single route home. topic of conversationed adj. Reduced by drink to the evening’s sole subject, repeated until the last listener departs. Jerimia became topic of conversationed and discussed the same taxi arrangement through three separate goodbyes. topic sentenced adj. Softened by drink into one opening declaration, followed by a paragraph no one reaches the end of. topicaled (/ˈtɒp.ɪ.kəld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an externally applied solution to every difficulty encountered on the way home. topicalisationed adj. Emboldened by drink to put the evening’s true subject first: who has the coats and who is paying. topicalitied adj. Loosened by drink into believing that whatever is happening at the bar is urgently current. topicalizationed adj. Slowed by drink to place the main subject first, then require the whole walk home to explain it. Nydaisha was topicalizationed, announcing the lost umbrella before beginning a lengthy account of its ownership. topicalizered adj. Drunk and turning every goodbye into an opening device for one further conversation. topicitied adj. Drunk to the point where every person and object acquires a precise place in the departure arrangement. topicked (/ˈtɒpɪkd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who makes every remaining conversation serve one subject: getting home.
topiclessnessed adj. Drunk enough to reach the door with no subject remaining beyond the fact of leaving.
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