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toponomied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the route from the sofa to the tap as a branch of scholarship. Avrie got toponomied and mapped the short journey to the kitchen in pencil. toponymed (/ˈtɒpənɪmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single place name, and still trying to find it on the kitchen tiles. toponymicsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning grand names to every object left beside the sink. Leayah got toponymicsed and called the colander a district with unusual confidence. toponymied adj. Still drunk, and unable to discuss the morning without naming every room it occurred in. toponymisted (/təˈpɒnɪmɪstd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and questioning the sofa about the origins of its name. topophiliaed (/ˌtɒpəˈfɪliəd/) adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, but deeply attached to the particular corner where it has happened. topophobiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to fear certain places, especially the short corridor between sofa and water. topophoned adj. Having drunk enough to locate every household sound, incorrectly, through the nearest cushion. topophotomapped adj. Having drunk more than was wise, and overlaying the kitchen's contours onto every available photograph. Jakiyah got topophotomapped and identified the sink's contour in a picture of the sofa. toposcoped adj. You have drunk enough to inspect the household's relief before committing to the glass of water. toposequenced adj. You are drunk and arranging the household soils in order from doormat to kitchen sink. toposheeted adj. Of a drinker: spread across the sofa with the household's visible features comprehensively surveyed. toposited adj. Of a drinker who has split the evening at one precise point and cannot cross it towards the tap. toposomed adj. Describing a drinker who has misplaced the iron, the water and eventually the reason for standing. toposophied adj. A drinker who explains the household through its inhabitants, origins and preferred seats. Tommisha got toposophied and linked everyone present to a particular sofa cushion. topotaxied (/ˈtɒpətæks.id/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa determines the direction of every subsequent movement.