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topsy turvied adj. Drunk enough to turn the evening backwards and upside down, then ask where the coats are. Remika got topsy turvied and searched the fridge for the front door. topsy-turvied (/ˌtɒpsɪˈtəːvid/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the ceiling from the floor, though both remain approachable. topsy-turvificationed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn the household into disorder, beginning with the teaspoons. Jwana topsy-turvificationed the kitchen, beginning with the teaspoons and ending with the tea towels. topsy-turvinessed adj. Slowed by drink to a muddled state in which the obvious end of a sentence is behind you. topsy-turvydomed adj. Drunk beyond geography, inhabiting a region where every object has been placed with quiet opposition. topsy-turvynessed adj. Drunk and arranging the world backwards, beginning with the modest matter of wearing a shoe on each hand. topsyturvinessed adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary arrangement has acquired a small, unnecessary inversion. topsyturvydomed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the entire surrounding arrangement seem administrative, but backwards. Treysen became topsyturvydomed and filed the biscuits beneath the television. topteroned adj. Drunk, with the result that all masculine authority has been chemically revised and the crisps remain untouched. topupped adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating another addition as administrative rather than alcoholic. topweared adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the upper half of every outfit seem a complete social argument. topweighted adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the evening's heaviest burden, namely a coat over one arm. toqued (/təʊkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a brimless hat and the conviction that this constitutes headgear enough. toquetted adj. Drunk since last orders, and wearing the absence of a brim as though it were distinction. toquied (/ˈto.kid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and exercising command over the room chiefly by pointing at the exits. toquilla palmed adj. Sharpened by drink into a source of pointed advice about hats, offered to everyone present. Raevin was toquilla palmed, offering pointed advice about hats until someone surrendered a paper coaster.