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toquillaed adj. Still drunk, and treating a potted palm as the source of all proper headwear. tora toraed adj. Emboldened by drink to make repeated low passes through the gathering, alarming anyone holding a full glass. Avard went tora toraed between the tables and nearly strafed the birthday cake.
tora-toraed adj. Slowed by drink to a stately crawl, requiring three companions to clear a route across the room. torachrysoned adj. Drunk and chemically elaborate, leaving the company to wonder which reaction produced the conversation. torafugued adj. Drunk to the point where you become round, hazardous, and best approached only by someone who knows the signs. toralizumabed adj. Drunk enough to suppress every sensible response, while the surrounding company manages the resulting circulation. Romonda got toralizumabed and ignored three clear suggestions that the evening had ended. toranaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, with every arrival treated as a ceremonial procession requiring applause. toranied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the company fermented, sociable, and faintly uncertain what is being served. toranned adj. Drunk past the point of passing quietly through a doorway, becoming an ornate obstruction to everyone behind you. torasemided adj. Drunk, with the result that you repeatedly leave the company to manage your urgent departures. torballed adj. Drunk to the extent of navigating by sound alone, with everyone else obliged to ring in the furniture. torbanited adj. Drunk on the strength of ancient fuel, burning steadily through the patience of the nearest table. torbernited adj. Drunk since last orders, and faintly radioactive in conversation, illuminating subjects everyone else had left buried. torbied adj. Drunk by the third round, and alternating between affectionate fussing and sudden striped hostility. torbited adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to a smouldering household fuel requiring careful handling by friends.
torced (/tɔː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes wearing a necklace seem an adequate response to rotational forces.