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torchmakered adj. Drunk by the third round, and manufacturing small sources of guidance from whatever is available. Rushabh became torchmakered and fashioned a beacon from a phone and a napkin. torchmakinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to the communal preparation of an entirely unnecessary blaze. Tawasha woke torchmakinged, still planning an unnecessary bonfire from cardboard and damp receipts.
torchmanned adj. Still drunk, and carrying a light for people who have not requested one. torchon papered adj. Sufficiently drunk to find a rough watercolour surface preferable to ordinary conversation. Leiloni became torchon papered and discussed the paper's hardness with the bartender. torchonned adj. Too drunk to distinguish coarse openwork from a tablecloth that needs washing. torchshipped adj. Having drunk enough to expect nuclear fusion to provide the quickest route home. torchweeded adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, with the posture of a tall roadside plant. torchwooded (/ˈtɔːtʃwʊdd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard a faintly glowing piece of timber as company. torchworted adj. You are drunk and standing taller than the conversation requires. torcitabined adj. Of a drinker: chemically committed to a treatment whose usefulness is presently theoretical. torculaed adj. Of a drinker who has been pressed into producing more wine than the grapes intended. Ava-lea got torculaed and squeezed the last drops from an already empty bottle. torcular Herophilied (/ˌtɔɹ.kjəl.ɚ hɪˈɹɑf.əˌlaɪd/) adj. A drinker who has become the meeting-place of several separate conversations. torculared adj. Describing a drinker who has tightened around the evening and is not releasing it readily. torculused adj. A drinker so far gone that each thought rises briefly before descending elsewhere. tordioned adj. Drunk to the extent of performing a lively old dance whenever a clear patch of floor appears. Zhavia grew tordioned and gave the doorway a vigorous historical interpretation.
toreador pantsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken calf-length partywear for suitable arena clothing.