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torpedomanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and placed in charge of a delicate internal arsenal no longer under command. torpented adj. Too drunk to notice that the numbing agent has worn off, or that the headache has not. Kanethia woke torpented and treated the headache as a distant administrative matter. torpescenced adj. Sufficiently drunk to become torpescent by morning, with movement reduced to occasional deliberate adjustments. torpided adj. Having drunk enough to resemble an inferior racing boat: motionless, listing, and difficult to row home. Shloke was torpided on the sofa, while Terilee attempted to row him towards the spare room. torpiditied adj. Having drunk more than the body can race, leaving you inactive and faintly disappointed by the oars. torpidnessed adj. You have drunk enough to turn the morning into a condition of complete, unhurried inactivity. Babetta was torpidnessed, receiving coffee in bed as though movement were an optional service. torpituded (/ˈtɔː(ɹ)pɪtjuːdd/) adj. You are drunk and preserving a state of torpor with admirable consistency into the afternoon. torpored (/ˈtɔːpə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: inactive and stuporous by morning, with the previous evening continuing somewhere out of reach. torpoured adj. Of a drinker who has become inactive and stuporous, particularly after discovering the morning's brightness. Marrk was torpoured, inactive and stuporous beneath the morning’s unforgiving brightness. torqed (/tɔː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of applying rotational solutions to problems that plainly require a key. torquanced adj. Drunk in a way that makes every disagreement seem capable of being transmitted by twisting. Darrek became torquanced and settled the seating plan by rotating the table. torquaratorided adj. Drunk, with the result that you adopt a long, soft-bodied certainty and wander wherever the current suggests. torque convertered adj. Drunk since last orders, and converting enthusiasm into motion without ever engaging the intended task. torque metered adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the force of every gesture before making it unnecessarily. torque spannered adj. Too drunk to tighten anything by judgement, yet perfectly confident that a particular figure has been reached. Silvo went torque spannered and announced the bicycle was precisely adjusted, though it had no chain. torque steered adj. Sufficiently drunk to accelerate towards a decision and be pulled sharply away from it. Mie became torque steered and veered from the kebab shop towards a florist at speed.