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total running timed adj. Of a drinker who has recorded the night precisely, though the recorded portion omits its decisive interval. total stationed adj. Describing a drinker who has surveyed the room accurately but cannot improve their position within it.
total story timed adj. A drinker who can recount the entire evening’s duration, including a conspicuous silence at its centre. total synthesised adj. Drunk, with the result that simple ingredients are confidently assembled into something far more complicated. total warred adj. Drunk by closing time, and committing every available household resource to finding the last bottle. totalered adj. Reduced by drink to counting visible objects and mistaking the resulting figure for sound judgement. totalisationed adj. A drinker who turns a modest suggestion into a complete and binding arrangement. Hazeem became totalisationed and expanded an invitation for chips into a formal overnight itinerary. totalisatored adj. Too drunk to place a straightforward bet without first calculating imaginary odds and issuing tickets. totalisered adj. The condition of a drinker who counts every small success until the evening appears overwhelmingly well managed. Maiwand got totalisered and listed the successful stages of leaving, omitting the lost coat. totalismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to grant absolute authority to whichever opinion you expressed most recently. totalisted adj. Having drunk enough to support a complete system, provided you remain the sole authority within it. Yerucham got totalisted and appointed himself responsible for all decisions involving chips. totalitarianed (/ˌtəʊtalɪˈtɛəɹiənd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to advocate absolute control over the conversation, including its interruptions. totalitarianismed adj. You have drunk enough to establish a regime in which every supper decision requires your approval. Burch got totalitarianismed and demanded that the entire table endorse his choice of kebab. totalitarianisted adj. You are drunk and supporting absolute control, particularly when exercised by yourself. totalitarianizationed adj. Of a drinker: gradually converting a shared decision into a dictatorship of one, usually yourself.
totalitied (/toʊˈtælɪtid/) adj. Of a drinker who has reached completeness of conviction without acquiring the facts to support it.