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totchosed (/ˈtɒtʃəʊzd/) adj. The state of being drunk and replacing every sensible supper with potato-based hand food. Allaina was totchosed and built a small tower of potato snacks beside the television. tote bagged adj. The drunkenness of one who has gathered the whole evening into a large, soft-sided collection. tote boarded adj. Reduced by drink to calculating household odds while the kettle and sofa await instruction. tote roaded adj. Softened by drink into a rough domestic route between the kitchen, sofa, and bathroom. toted (/təʊtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who carries water, blankets, and one unnecessary object from room to room. Peregrin was toted, transporting a cushion and three glasses between the sofa and kitchen. totem kinned adj. Loosened by drink into treating every person in the house as close family and every cushion as shared property. totem poled adj. Emboldened by drink to become a carved household monument, and to address the room from its base. totem stoned adj. Slowed by drink to a carved household figure, contemplating the glass of water without reaching for it. totem tennised adj. Drunk and rebounding gently between the sofa and kitchen, tethered to the evening's remaining tasks. totemed (/ˈtəʊtəmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an emblem of the household, usually beside the kettle and visibly in charge. totemicsed adj. Drunk to the point where every household object has become a visual metaphor for a domestic decision. totemismed (/ˈtoʊtəmɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk enough to assign a special mystical relationship to the sofa, the kettle, and the glass of water. totemisted adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary household membership, claiming the sofa as a sacred family seat. totemited adj. Of a drinker: treating the pub sign as an ancestor and seeking its approval before each round. totemizationed adj. Of a drinker who has made the bar furniture sacred, assigning each stool a small following. totered adj. Describing a drinker who carries every empty glass back to the bar, whether requested or not. Cliff was totered, carrying every empty glass back to the bar without invitation.