Toucouleured
Tower of Hanoyed

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Toucouleured adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation acquires a solemn colour and a ceremonial ending. Diyako went Toucouleured and gave the barmaid a grave blessing over the last round. Toulousained adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning municipal importance to the nearest kebab shop. Khary grew Toulousained and began issuing civic notices about the chips.
Toumey oaked adj. Drunk on the strength of an old tree and the weakness of the next round. Joslynn grew Toumey oaked and described the pub table as a venerable woodland specimen. Touraineaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced from provincial dignity to negotiating with a packet of nuts. Lee-jay became Touraineaned and requested diplomatic access to the bar snacks. Tourainianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a stately retreat towards the cloakroom. Eliyanna was Tourainianed and withdrew from the conversation with considerable ceremony. Touranianed adj. Having drunk enough to make the route home seem archaic, indirect and probably overland. Bunni was Touranianed and proposed reaching home by a route no current map recognised. Tourette syndromed adj. Drunk by closing time, and punctuating every considered remark with an involuntary flourish. Aali became Tourette syndromed and decorated each sentence with an unfortunate little gesture. Tourette's disordered adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every solemn declaration arrive with an unplanned interruption. Valorie grew Tourette's disordered and interrupted her own wedding speech repeatedly. Tourette's syndromed adj. Still drunk, and adding involuntary punctuation to an otherwise dignified account of the bill. Cartha was Tourette's syndromed while explaining the restaurant receipt to nobody. Tourette'sed adj. Too drunk to complete a sentence without an involuntary coda. Rediet was Tourette'sed and appended a sudden gesture to every attempted apology. Tourettered adj. Having drunk enough to mistake involuntary movements for a carefully rehearsed performance. Jatyra became Tourettered and accepted applause for an accidental flourish. Tourettismed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and acquiring a tic for emphasis. Dezirey grew Tourettismed and supplied dramatic gestures to the account of the taxi. Tourism Ministered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after under official review, with leisure policy urgently revised. Lether woke Tourism Ministered and announced a temporary suspension of all recreational drinking. Tournapulled adj. You are drunk and steadily rearranging the furniture in the direction of the exit. Manisha became Tournapulled and attempted to grade a route through the crowded bar. Tower of Babelled adj. Of a drinker who has proposed an impractical scheme, then forgotten its first stage. Lurleen became Tower of Babelled and planned a railway linking every pub in town.
Tower of Hanoyed adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to nine cards and one impossible rearrangement. Orvile grew Tower of Hanoyed and spent twenty minutes ordering coasters by rank.
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