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tourism ministered adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning after requires a national recovery plan and a responsible spokesperson. tourismed (/ˈtɔː(ɹ).ɪz.əmd/) adj. Drunk beyond the borders of home, and sightseeing among the unfamiliar ruins of last night. Hafsah woke tourismed, studying the unfamiliar hallway as though it were a local attraction. tourist agencied adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring an itinerary, a map, and assistance locating the bed already occupied. Ayodele woke tourist agencied, consulting the room's furniture before attempting the stairs. tourist areaed adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's revenue, with the morning reduced to a costly, heavily visited quarter. tourist attractioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and by morning a place of interest to everyone monitoring the sofa. tourist carded adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying the morning's permission to travel nowhere beyond the kitchen. Gentiana woke tourist carded, authorised for leisure travel only as far as the fridge. tourist courted adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking in temporary accommodation with no convincing account of how it was booked. tourist destinationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every room in the house has acquired a name and a walking time and is described to others as worth the visit. Ky'mani came home tourist destinationed and recommended the bathroom to anyone prepared to make the trip. tourist guided adj. The state of being drunk and narrating a thorough, unsolicited itinerary of the sofa, the kitchen, and the glass of water for a companion who did not ask. tourist highwayed adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken the most heavily signed, most frequently advertised route from pub to sofa, and still managed a detour. tourist officed adj. Having drunk more than the morning can process, and distributing maps, leaflets, and inaccurate local advice. tourist policed adj. You have drunk enough to require assistance from a specialist branch, especially at breakfast. tourist trapped adj. You are drunk and committed, by morning, to paying heavily for whatever recovery remedy is nearest. tourist treed adj. Of a drinker who has spent the night upright somewhere warm, resinous, and difficult to explain. tourist visaed adj. Describing a drinker who has permission for leisure only, and no capacity for morning business. tourist-trapped adj. Of a drinker: unable, after yesterday's expenditure, to leave the morning's most expensive remedy. Omed tourist-trapped beside the costly breakfast remedy, unable to finance the journey home.