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touristaed adj. A drinker who has acquired the morning-after stomach and the quiet urgency of a border crossing. touristdomed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after becomes an entire realm governed by bed, water, and silence. touristed (/ˈtʊəɹɪstd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning after becomes leisure travel, with no business conducted anywhere. Keischa spent the morning touristed, visiting the bathroom, sofa, and fridge for pleasure alone. touristic guided adj. The drunkenness of one who leads the household through the evening's events in numbered stops, pausing at each to explain what happened and why it was significant. touristicitied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every ordinary street as an attraction requiring a souvenir. Alaiha got touristicitied and photographed the hotel corridor as though it were a monument. touristificationed adj. Drunk on the strength of turning each conversation into a guided excursion through your own opinions. touristinessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and pointing out the gift shop in places that plainly have none. touristried adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the evening as though it were a package holiday. touristscaped adj. Drunk by closing time, and mentally furnishing every attraction, restaurant and hotel with a booking counter. tourlouroued adj. Still drunk, and sidling across the room with the sideways confidence of a land crab. tourmalined (/ˈtʊɚ.mə.lɪnd/) adj. Too drunk to recognise that the dark, handsome stone is not an appropriate engagement present. Santonia got tourmalined and proposed with a mineral from the pub's decorative bowl. tourmalinizationed adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and converting every available surface into a dark mineral deposit. tourmalinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to assign semi-precious status to anything dark enough to catch the light. tourmated adj. You are drunk and treating whoever happens to be beside you as a permanent travelling companion. tournamented (/ˈtʊənəməntd/) adj. Describing a drinker who turns each harmless exchange into a series of contests and declares victory early. tournayed adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the room into a tournament and appointed himself champion. Shellina went tournayed and challenged the jukebox to a contest of judgement.