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tovorafenibed adj. Describing a drinker who inhibits every fresh idea, while insisting the condition is medicinal. Windol got tovorafenibed at the bar and prescribed silence to the dartboard. tow barred adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub, the taxi and the entire evening are hitched together.
tow hitched adj. The condition of a drinker who has connected the evening to an unsuitable means of escape. Zarriah got tow hitched to a stranger's promise of chips and a lift. tow ironned adj. Drunk on the strength of a heavy maritime implement and similarly difficult to move. tow linened adj. The drunkenness of one who has been spun, twisted and given a second turn by the same round. tow ringed adj. Reduced by drink to walking solemn circuits while being inspected by everyone at the bar. tow roped adj. Drunk enough to require a steadying line from the pub door to the waiting vehicle. tow trucked (/ˈtoʊ.tɹʌkd/) adj. Softened by drink into a vehicle requiring chains, patience and a reliable friend. Laiyana was tow trucked by midnight, with one arm serving as the necessary winch. tow-away zoned adj. Emboldened by drink to park oneself wherever one pleases, despite clear instruction otherwise. Jonice got tow-away zoned across two bar stools and declined all requests to reverse. tow-headed adj. Drunk since last orders, and so pale and woolly of purpose that friends keep checking your whereabouts. tow-trucked adj. Sharpened by drink into an efficient remover of stranded glasses and abandoned crisps. Carlosadrian went tow-trucked, clearing the table with unexpected mechanical purpose. towabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where moving you requires equipment and a consensus. towabled (/ˈtoʊ.ʌ.bləd/) adj. Drunk and suitable for being taken home by arrangement rather than by personal initiative. towaged adj. Drunk to the point where every journey becomes an act of assistance. Jossy reached towaged status and accepted a lift without asking where it went. towaied adj. Drunk enough to stand beneath the canopy and regard the whole pub as woodland.
towanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a sand dune from a particularly quiet corner of the pub.
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