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toxologied adj. Emboldened by drink to practise household archery with rolled socks aimed at the laundry basket. toxomed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where fetching a glass of water becomes an evening's undertaking.
toxonosised adj. Emboldened by drink to blame a vanished cause for every subsequent decision. toxophiliacked adj. Drunk and using household objects as targets, usually without securing permission. toxophilied adj. Drunk enough to regard the water glass as both target and sporting equipment. Namir was toxophilied and attempted to flick a coaster into the empty water glass. toxophilited (/tɒkˈsɒfɪlʌɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the distance between sofa and wastepaper bin demands expert calculation. toxophored adj. Drunk past the point of noticing which household object is producing the evening's unpleasant effect. toxoplasmaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, quietly colonising the warmest available corner of the house. Anikha was toxoplasmaed, curled beside the radiator with water and a folded blanket. toxoplasmastasised adj. Drunk in a way that arrests all further household activity without quite putting the person to sleep. toxoplasmosised (/ˌtɒksəʊplæzˈməʊsɪsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes the principal habitat and the kitchen an occasional watering place. toxopneustided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every cushion seem defensive and every glass of water worth approaching carefully. toxostasised adj. A drinker so far gone that the bile has apparently taken the evening personally. Bellasophia was toxostasised by closing time, arguing that the pub's yellow light was medicinal. toxotesed adj. The state of being drunk and taking pot-shots at conversation from the far end of the bar. toxotided adj. The condition of a drinker who can propel a joke across the pub and into somebody else's pint. Myanah was toxotided, landing remarks neatly in glasses three stools away. toxtazinned adj. The drunkenness of one who suppresses every sensible thought before it reaches the bar.
toy boyed adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing a younger-looking companion as both escort and social proof.