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toadyinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every person with authority receives a small, unnecessary compliment. toadyismed (/ˈtəʊdi.ɪzəmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into fawning agreement, distributed indiscriminately among friends and strangers. Brynnlie became toadyismed and endorsed every proposal made near the bar. toadyshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to flatter the influential, ignore the ordinary and call both choices tact. Xzaviar toadyshipped towards the landlord, praising his tact while overlooking everyone else. toaed adj. Having drunk enough to mark each destination with a small painted sign, then forget the destination. Leighla went toaed and left painted arrows towards the lavatory and the pudding. toakened adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every gesture into a solemn sign of something it plainly is not. Maurkice became toakened and treated the discarded napkin as a formal invitation. toast Hawaiied adj. Drunk to the point where ham, pineapple and cheese seem a reasonable basis for international diplomacy. Danielia got toast Hawaiied and tried to settle the seating dispute with grilled pineapple. toast notificationed adj. Drunk enough to interrupt every conversation briefly, announce nothing useful and vanish again. Alexa became toast notificationed, appearing beside each group with a fresh but irrelevant announcement. toast of the towned adj. Drunk past the point of being admired, but still convinced every invitation is an honour bestowed. toast pointed adj. Drunk beyond the ability to approach a subject except at an angle, preferably with witnesses. Traedyn became toast pointed and entered every conversation from an unexpected direction. toast racked adj. Drunk in a way that places every companion into a separate compartment and prevents useful exchange. toast sandwiched adj. Drunk to a degree that places an unremarkable centre between two increasingly concerned friends. toast watered adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting softened crumbs and plain water as a complete social recovery. toastcrumbed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to a small, dry remnant of the evening. toasted (/təʊstd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of bread left too long beneath a grill, with friends waiting for a response. Kesten became toasted and took a full minute to answer whether he wanted another drink. toasted cheesed adj. The condition of a drinker who has been pressed flat, heated through, and served as a complete meal. Llinda was toasted cheesed by half past ten and declined the pudding. toasted raviolied adj. Reduced by drink to a deep-fried parcel, crisp in manner and difficult to open.