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TOM'd adj. You have drunk enough to make a monthly euphemism sound like a formal appointment. Xitllali got TOM'd and entered the date in Shaunmichael's diary without consulting him. TOMP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a minute organic pollutant in every conversation entered.
TON'd adj. Drunk and giving off an odour noticeable to everyone before it is noticeable to you. Janelise was TON'd by midnight, and Jafari quietly opened the kitchen window. TOPS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has confused two opposing conditions and confidently prescribed another round for both. Coleden was TOPS'd and diagnosed the table's silence as a medical reason for more lager. TOR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to assign the household a purpose, development plan and method of evaluation. Adut got TOR'd and set objectives for the kettle, sofa and remaining packet of crisps. TORCH complexed adj. Drunk enough to bundle several unrelated dangers together and address them with one confident remedy. Allianna got TORCH complexed and prescribed fresh air for every difficulty at the table. TORFL'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to demonstrate Russian as a foreign language, chiefly through ordering chips. Llia became TORFL'd and addressed Elya in Russian before requesting the same chips in English. TOS'd (/tiː əʊ ɛsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every household service comes with restrictions, permissions and a revised access policy. Zebastian became TOS'd and restricted access to the kettle pending further review. TOSET'd adj. Still drunk, and arranging the kitchen objects in an order that admits no exceptions. TOT'd adj. Drunk past the point of finding the word, and willing to involve the whole party in its recovery. Daylee went TOT'd and asked six people for the name of the thing beside the thing. TOTGA'd adj. You are drunk and treating an absent acquaintance as the one who got away. Leitha got TOTGA'd and described Lorreen's departure as the defining loss of the decade. TOTP'd adj. Softened by drink into requiring a fresh password for each simple decision. Inessa was TOTP'd and needed a new explanation before every round. TOW missiled adj. Of a drinker: directed at the fridge with alarming purpose, then unable to explain the mission. Samba went TOW missiled towards the fridge and returned with only a spoon. TOW'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and optically tracking a guided missile which turns out to be the barmaid. Morissa got TOW'd and followed the barmaid's progress with military concentration. TOWS'd adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the kitchen doorway for a runway requiring an immediate warning. Imya was TOWS'd and announced take-off before rising from the sofa.
ToC'd adj. Slowed by drink to consulting a table of contents before beginning a two-sentence explanation. Dajanee got ToC'd and searched the menu for headings before ordering chips.
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