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todgered (/ˈtɒd͡ʒəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the sofa cushion, briefly, for a private anatomical matter. todided adj. Having drunk more than a small bird could reasonably account for, and becoming correspondingly restless indoors. Lesi was todided, flitting between the kitchen and sofa without completing either task. todied adj. Of a drinker who has settled on the sofa and is catching small domestic things from the air. todoed adj. A drinker so far gone that finding a misplaced beermat becomes an event requiring witnesses. Rachon was todoed, turning the search for his pint into a public inquiry. todolactoled adj. You have drunk enough to discover a polyphenolic interest in the contents of every kitchen cupboard. todorokited adj. You are drunk and distributed through the kitchen in several mineral, domestic, and mildly unstable forms. todralazined adj. Of a drinker: visibly dilated, relaxed against the sofa, and accepting water from whoever approaches. tody-flycatchered adj. Describing a drinker who makes sudden attempts to catch crumbs, words, and household objects. Yesli was tody-flycatchered, snapping at toast crumbs above the sofa with quiet determination. tody-tyranted adj. A drinker who issues small, authoritative orders from the sofa concerning water and lighting. toe beaned adj. Drunk to a degree that the feet require the same affectionate inspection usually reserved for a pub cat. toe bitered adj. Drunk to the extent of grasping at ankles with the quiet persistence of a pond-dwelling bug. toe boxed adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing as though both feet had been packed into the same cramped shoe. toe capped adj. Drunk and protected at the front, as though the evening had issued you sensible footwear. toe cheesed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the close, sticky atmosphere of neglected footwear into polite conversation. toe danced adj. Too drunk to place a whole foot anywhere, yet still attempting an elegant performance on its front half. Simeko went toe danced beside the fruit machine, with admirable commitment and little travel. toe dragged adj. Having drunk enough to pull every decision back towards yourself and out of sensible reach.