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toesided adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement favours the side nearest the toes and inconveniences a companion. toesied adj. Drunk to a degree that reduces adult conversation to a small, repeated word addressed to everyone. Graiden was toesied and called every guest over to admire his socks. toesloped adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a gently inclined outer edge from which companions slide towards responsibility. toestrapped adj. Drunk on the strength of a single fastening, while everyone nearby prevents the foot from escaping entirely. toetoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and waving about like tall grass while the remaining guests arrange an exit. tofacitinibed adj. Reduced by drink to a state where every internal signal is politely overruled. tofalled adj. Sharpened by drink into a point at which every conversation seems to be ending. tofenacinned adj. Loosened by drink into discussing private matters with the general population. tofersened adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake tasks for which a working spine is usually recommended. toffed (/tɒfd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of someone whose clothes remain better organised than their thoughts. toffee appled adj. Drunk enough to acquire a bright exterior and make standing considerably more difficult. Dylaney was toffee appled, glossy with drink and leaning against the fruit bowl. toffee hammered adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably absorb, and breaking every minor decision into fragments. Theron was toffee hammered and attacked the biscuit tin as though it required engineering. toffee papered adj. Drunk beyond the point where a person can keep hold of either the wrapping or the original idea. toffee pennied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you broad, flat and slightly stuck to the proceedings. toffee-browned adj. Drunk, with the result that your judgement has taken on a warm and rather rich colour. Brenham was toffee-browned, with judgement now a warm, rich colour. toffee-nosed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary company seem insufficiently appointed.