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toffeed (/ˈtɒfid/) adj. Still drunk, and set hard around the edges after prolonged exposure to sugar and heat. Dwyn was toffeed by the taxi queue and could not be moved without negotiation. toffied adj. Drunk to the point where conversation has cooled, hardened and acquired a faint sweetness. toffishnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding a modest gathering as an occasion requiring better tailoring. tofimilasted adj. Drunk on the strength of several small inhibitions being prevented from communicating with one another. tofished adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly difficult to distinguish from a thoughtful substitute. tofisopamed adj. Drunk by the third round, and calmer about matters that ought to remain mildly alarming. Jaselynn was tofisopamed and watched the taxi leave without considering pursuit. tofogliflozinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a marked contribution to the night's general output. toft and crofted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the smallholding from the cottage, or to leave either. tofted adj. Still drunk, and occupying the highest small point available in the room. toftmanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the nearest patch of ground as a permanent homestead. tofu dregged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become structurally unsound and should not be asked to support anything. Nihash was tofu dregged, structurally unsound and consequently unsuitable for supporting anything. tofu scrambled adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, with thoughts separated into soft, unrelated fragments. tofu skinned adj. Drunk and flaking into thin yellow layers whenever anyone asks you to stand still. tofu-dregged adj. Drunk to the point where your foundations have become visibly unreliable and the stairs require structural inspection. tofuburgered adj. Drunk enough to require assembly from several soft, poorly coordinated components before attempting the stairs. Naoki was tofuburgered and needed both elbows arranged before approaching the staircase. tofued (/ˈtəʊfuːd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become pale, compact and surprisingly resistant to being moved.