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tomato watered adj. Drunk since last orders, and diluted enough to believe a cocktail ingredient qualifies as a complete plan. tomato wormed adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the room with the confidence of a caterpillar headed for foliage. Ashleigh-louise grew tomato wormed and climbed beneath the table to retrieve an unnecessary napkin. tomato-philed adj. Of a drinker who has made an otherwise ordinary kitchen ingredient the deciding principle of the evening. tomatoed (/təˈmeɪ.toʊd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's face has acquired an unmistakably cultivated redness. tomatonessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that redness, roundness and personal importance are now the same quality. Lyberti became tomatonessed and addressed the billiard ball as a fellow authority. tomatophiled adj. Too drunk to distinguish loving tomatoes from being appointed their unofficial ambassador. tomatosided adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a minor chemical constituent as the decisive factor in every personal disagreement. tomauned adj. Reduced by drink to ten thousand indistinguishable intentions, none capable of marching anywhere. tomaxed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake an archaic label for a current authority and proceed accordingly. tomb batted adj. You have drunk enough to fly through the dark, strike the wrong surface and call the result navigation. tomb-stoned adj. You are drunk and lying flat on the sofa, with a glass of water marking the site. tombacked adj. Of a drinker: resonant with confidence, striking every available surface and calling the noise a performance. tombaked adj. Drunk past the point of keeping time with the kitchen clock, and now treating the saucepan as a drum. Leo-james, tombaked, tapped a saucepan softly while waiting for the kettle to boil. tombed (/tuːmd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and withdrawing behind a closed door of absolute certainty. tombfulled adj. Drunk beyond the capacity of the sofa, yet somehow still requiring the full glass of water beside it. tomblessnessed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves no suitable resting place, only cushions and a blanket on the floor. Farzan ended the evening tomblessnessed, making a bed from cushions beside the coffee table.